Thad Evans

Just sent complaints about no picture upload and double entries to support. Hopefully they'll get it fixed soon.

Just sent complaints about no picture upload and double entries to support. Hopefully they'll get it fixed soon.

Snapple Real Fact #83: Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros).

Snapple Real Fact #83: Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros).

Posted on: Jun 02, 2020 at 6:47 PM

Testing, testing, 1,2,3 ...
Sorry for all the problems, folks. Hope everything's okay now. Let me know of any problems and I'll pass them on to the overall site administrators.
They said they were "migrating" the website and had notified all class administrators by email. I sure didn't get one or I would have let everyone know what was coming.
Anyway, hopefully this "new" migrated site works okay for us - sure hate to try to start yet another new site. This one worked well for us in the past.

Testing, testing, 1,2,3 ...

Posted on: May 29, 2020 at 3:21 PM

Snapple Rea; Fact #81: Alaska has more caribou than people.

Posted on: May 27, 2020 at 9:49 AM

Welcome Larry Loomis who just joined!

Snapple Real Fact #80: About 18 percent of animal owners share their bed with their pet..

Not me. The dog and cat allow me on the bed, not vice versa.

Posted on: May 25, 2020 at 6:04 PM

Snapple Real Fact #79: There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.

Fact: there is a really bored person somewhere.

Posted on: May 21, 2020 at 2:36 PM

Snapple Real Fact #77 (wow, they skipped 3 numbers): No piece of paper can be folded more than seven times.

Posted on: May 19, 2020 at 3:20 PM

Humor from Steve Cox:

Subject: ORDERING PIZZA IN 2020

CALLER:
Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ...

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the heck do you know?

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER:
WHAT THE HECK!!


GOOGLE:
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago..

--
“You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.”
David Foster Wallace

Posted on: May 18, 2020 at 11:21 AM

Snapple Real Fact #74: You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

Posted on: May 15, 2020 at 6:07 PM

Snapple Real Fact #73 (they skipped another one): The average person spends 2 weeks over his/her lifetime waiting for a traffic light to change.

I spend that much time at one close to my house.

Posted on: May 14, 2020 at 4:54 PM

Snapple Real Fact #71: There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia..

Posted on: May 14, 2020 at 4:53 PM

Snapple Real Fact #70: There is no Snapple Real Fact #70.

I did that one myself. Think they sometimes retire real facts (or find out they are not so real).

Posted on: May 11, 2020 at 1:58 PM

Snapple Real Fact #69: No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Posted on: May 10, 2020 at 5:43 PM

Snapple Real Fact #68: The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."

Posted on: May 07, 2020 at 7:38 PM

Snapple Real Fact #67: There are 18 different animal shapes in the animal cracker zoo.

I can't even find them anymore - at least the originals, without icing.

Posted on: May 05, 2020 at 4:45 PM

Today's humor?